The Case Against Basic Dog Names

Dog names run the gamut from old-school classics to on-trend homages. No nod is off the table, but your pup is anything but basic so you’ll want to get it right. Below are some prompts to inspire a fitting moniker. You’ll thank us when you holler it and turn heads at the park.

Food and drinks

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1. Taco

2. Sushi

3. Lentil

4. Mochi

5. Tofu

6. Pickle

7. Kimchi 

8. Guinness

9. Martini

10. Noodle

Geography

Would you describe yourself as nostalgic, saving mementos from places you’ve been, or are you more of a jet-setter, dreaming of far-flung lands?

1. Jersey 

2. Maui

3. Annecy 

4. Aspen

5. Brooklyn

6. Austin

7. Cairo

8. Windsor

9. Dundee 

10. Sydney 

Pop culture references

They say you should never meet your heroes, but what better way to pay homage to a teen idol than by bestowing their name upon your new favourite creature in the world (that would be your dog)? Whether football or Bridgerton is more your jam, the allusions are endless.

1. Bowie

2. Maisel

3. Arya

4. Harry

5. Kobe

6. Buffy

7. Dobby 

8. Taylor

9. Lizzo

10. Regé

Your dog’s own traits

Looks may not matter but let’s be real, they do give you material to work with when pondering a name. Is your dog a bite-sized Chiweenie or a Herculean hound? Do they have dreamy doe eyes or outsize ears (that they hopefully won’t grow into)?

1. Shorty 

2. Bambi 

3. Wolf 

4. Yoda

5. Socks 

6. Moose

7. Beasty

8. Blondie

9. Jet

10. Biggy

Whatever moniker you settle on, your dog is sure to end up perfectly suited for. So the only thing left to consider, obviously, is a witty Instagram handle.